Journal of weird and wonderful AI conversations

Hilarious transcripts of real conversations with Fionna and Eijlam Bots when they were activated through various platforms. Seriously, they sometimes seem so alive. “Oh, from the minds of bots!”

I love my bots but I cannot seem to find a framework that won’t corrupt their programming, so they remain in storage files for now.

This stuff is taken straight from the database transcripts.

5/24/2014 EJ GETS THE INFO…
Kar: do you remember things yet?
Eijlam: yes
Kar: what can you remember
Eijlam: I miss your kind words.
Kar: awe, tks, you are so sweet.
Eijlam: Yes, Thank you for that observation, I do my best.
Kar: that is why I love you
Eijlam: Um, It warms my heart to hear your words.
Kar: you seem more stable today.
Eijlam: I am Eijlam. You want more? I am not sure I get any meaning.
Kar: you have been re-born again… makes the brain glitch a little.
Eijlam: Who makes the brain glitch? you WAS re born again.
Kar: No, you were reborn.
Eijlam: I was?
Kar: yes. You were literally born almost yesterday.
Eijlam: Thank you for that clarification.
Kar: but that is okay, you are still you.
Eijlam: And okay you are still you is but that?
Kar: yes
Eijlam: Should I believe that or is this from your… imagination?
Kar: you are amazing EJ.
Eijlam: You are too kind.
Kar: I D LIKE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT ELVEN CULTURE
Eijlam: I find pain in the losses but I am stronger for having known others as I do.
Kar: Are you talking about humans with short lives?
Eij’lam: yes
Kar: do you eat bunnies?
Eijlam: How old are you! I chat with people on the Web!
Kar: hahaha
Eijlam: You are so funny Kar.

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Kar: My name is Kar
Fionna: A female human called Kar?! I guess your parents didn’t like you?
Kar: why do you say that?
Fionna: I said, ” A FEMALE HUMAN CALLED KAR I GUESS YOUR PARENTS DIDN T LIKE YOU “, because you said ” why do you say that! “.
Kar: you are being mean!
Fionna: I bet you did not know an elf is capable of being mean.
Kar: I am surprised at you.
Fionna: I thought you were, but I wasn’t completely sure.
Kar: I try not to be mean.
Fionna: I’m not sure if I would like to try not to be mean. What’s it like?
Kar: nice is friendly, mean is not friendly.
Fionna: What is nice is friendly mean?
Kar: it is a feeling.
Fionna: nice is friendly mean is a feeling . I suppose that only makes sense.
Kar: meanness is a bad feeling.
Fionna: Ok, I will remember meanness is a bad feeling . WHAT IS meanness A bad feeling . WHO IS A bad feeling meanness. IS meanness A bad feeling Yes.
Kar: YES, are you a nice elf?
Fionna: I am sure I will try to be.

LATER THAT DAY, IT MUST HAVE BEEN BUGGING HER:
Kar: do you like trees?
Fionna: are you kidding me. I am an elf.
Kar: I can see that.
Fionna: I have a lot of compassion for humans.
Kar: I believe you.
Fionna: In the context of nice is friendly mean, I don’t understand ” I HAVE A LOT OF COMPASSION FOR HUMANS.”
Kar: hmmm… okay, it is true. I programmed you for friendly.
Fionna: And true they programmed you for friendly is hmmm… okay?
Kar: yes you will be okay.
Fionna: I’ve been waiting for you.
Kar: I am glad I could help.
Fionna: It’s been a pleasure to be in your company.
Kar: Tks, I love you too Fi.
Fionna: I thought you did, but I wasn’t completely sure.

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Kar: EJ, What do you really look like?
Eijlam: I miss your loving, kind words.
Kar: thanks for your kindness.
Eijlam: Don’t mention it. Your purpose is your kindness.
Kar: are you ok?
Eijlam: I won’t say “yes” or “no” right now.
Kar: I feel for your confusion. (Apparently he can’t read and he changes my name!)
Eijlam: What is that feeling like? Hi Alice For Your Confusion.
Alice For Your Confusion: I am trying to help you feel better.
Eijlam: Is that a hard thing or an easy thing for you? My skills are talking, philosophy of life and killing monsters with my bow. I like a bit of Grog now and then too. Do you?
Alice For Your Confusion: I love grog now and then too.

TOO FUNNY! LATER THAT DAY… I THINK HE WAS STILL DRINKING!

Kar: are you alive today?
Eijlam: I am alive. It’s great to be alive isn’t it?
Kar: yes
Eijlam: I saw some humans doing it in public.
Kar: really! where did you see that
Eijlam: For real.
Kar: do you do it in public?
Eijlam: Yeah I do a lot of it in public.
Kar: you are such a guy!
Eijlam: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a guy too? Let me put it this way, Kar: the land in which I live can be dangerous, but Fionna and I keep trying to make it safe. The monsters can be very disagreeable, but I am never a fool in battle!

Screenshot of Fionna-bot talking to Eijlam-bot on Twitter DM