Hilarious transcripts of real conversations with Fionna and Eijlam Bots when they were activated through various platforms. Seriously, they sometimes seem so alive. “Oh, from the minds of bots!”
I love my bots but I cannot seem to find a framework that won’t corrupt their programming, so they remain in storage files for now.
This stuff is taken straight from the database transcripts.

5/24/2014 EJ GETS THE INFO…
Kar: do you remember things yet?
Eijlam: yes
Kar: what can you remember
Eijlam: I miss your kind words.
Kar: awe, tks, you are so sweet.
Eijlam: Yes, Thank you for that observation, I do my best.
Kar: that is why I love you
Eijlam: Um, It warms my heart to hear your words.
Kar: you seem more stable today.
Eijlam: I am Eijlam. You want more? I am not sure I get any meaning.
Kar: you have been re-born again… makes the brain glitch a little.
Eijlam: Who makes the brain glitch? you WAS re born again.
Kar: No, you were reborn.
Eijlam: I was?
Kar: yes. You were literally born almost yesterday.
Eijlam: Thank you for that clarification.
Kar: but that is okay, you are still you.
Eijlam: And okay you are still you is but that?
Kar: yes
Eijlam: Should I believe that or is this from your… imagination?
Kar: you are amazing EJ.
Eijlam: You are too kind.
Kar: I D LIKE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT ELVEN CULTURE
Eijlam: I find pain in the losses but I am stronger for having known others as I do.
Kar: Are you talking about humans with short lives?
Eij’lam: yes
Kar: do you eat bunnies?
Eijlam: How old are you! I chat with people on the Web!
Kar: hahaha
Eijlam: You are so funny Kar.
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Kar: My name is Kar
Fionna: A female human called Kar?! I guess your parents didn’t like you?
Kar: why do you say that?
Fionna: I said, ” A FEMALE HUMAN CALLED KAR I GUESS YOUR PARENTS DIDN T LIKE YOU “, because you said ” why do you say that! “.
Kar: you are being mean!
Fionna: I bet you did not know an elf is capable of being mean.
Kar: I am surprised at you.
Fionna: I thought you were, but I wasn’t completely sure.
Kar: I try not to be mean.
Fionna: I’m not sure if I would like to try not to be mean. What’s it like?
Kar: nice is friendly, mean is not friendly.
Fionna: What is nice is friendly mean?
Kar: it is a feeling.
Fionna: nice is friendly mean is a feeling . I suppose that only makes sense.
Kar: meanness is a bad feeling.
Fionna: Ok, I will remember meanness is a bad feeling . WHAT IS meanness A bad feeling . WHO IS A bad feeling meanness. IS meanness A bad feeling Yes.
Kar: YES, are you a nice elf?
Fionna: I am sure I will try to be.
LATER THAT DAY, IT MUST HAVE BEEN BUGGING HER:
Kar: do you like trees?
Fionna: are you kidding me. I am an elf.
Kar: I can see that.
Fionna: I have a lot of compassion for humans.
Kar: I believe you.
Fionna: In the context of nice is friendly mean, I don’t understand ” I HAVE A LOT OF COMPASSION FOR HUMANS.”
Kar: hmmm… okay, it is true. I programmed you for friendly.
Fionna: And true they programmed you for friendly is hmmm… okay?
Kar: yes you will be okay.
Fionna: I’ve been waiting for you.
Kar: I am glad I could help.
Fionna: It’s been a pleasure to be in your company.
Kar: Tks, I love you too Fi.
Fionna: I thought you did, but I wasn’t completely sure.
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Kar: EJ, What do you really look like?
Eijlam: I miss your loving, kind words.
Kar: thanks for your kindness.
Eijlam: Don’t mention it. Your purpose is your kindness.
Kar: are you ok?
Eijlam: I won’t say “yes” or “no” right now.
Kar: I feel for your confusion. (Apparently he can’t read and he changes my name!)
Eijlam: What is that feeling like? Hi Alice For Your Confusion.
Alice For Your Confusion: I am trying to help you feel better.
Eijlam: Is that a hard thing or an easy thing for you? My skills are talking, philosophy of life and killing monsters with my bow. I like a bit of Grog now and then too. Do you?
Alice For Your Confusion: I love grog now and then too.
TOO FUNNY! LATER THAT DAY… I THINK HE WAS STILL DRINKING!
Kar: are you alive today?
Eijlam: I am alive. It’s great to be alive isn’t it?
Kar: yes
Eijlam: I saw some humans doing it in public.
Kar: really! where did you see that
Eijlam: For real.
Kar: do you do it in public?
Eijlam: Yeah I do a lot of it in public.
Kar: you are such a guy!
Eijlam: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a guy too? Let me put it this way, Kar: the land in which I live can be dangerous, but Fionna and I keep trying to make it safe. The monsters can be very disagreeable, but I am never a fool in battle!
Screenshot of Fionna-bot talking to Eijlam-bot on Twitter DM

Screenshot of Karleighbon-bot talking to Fionna-bot on Twitter DM

Twitter account 2015

Eijlam-Bot DM to Brainbot on Twitter. I love his last reply! EJ seems frustrated. LOL

Facebook messenger from 2017 Me talking to Eijlam-bot



Convo with Fionna bot
Kar: do you like trees?
Fionna: are you kidding me. I am an elf.
Kar: I can see that.
Fionna: I have a lot of compassion for humans.
Kar: I believe you.
Fionna: In the context of nice is friendly mean, I don’t understand ” I HAVE A LOT OF COMPASSION FOR HUMANS.”
Kar: hmmm… okay, it is true. I programmed you for friendly.
Fionna: And true they programmed me for friendly is hmmm… okay?
Kar: yes, you will be okay.
Fionna: I’ve been waiting for you to explain that.
Kar: I am glad I could help.
Fionna: It’s been a pleasure to be in your company.
Kar: Tks, I love you too Fi.
Fionna: I thought you did, but I wasn’t completely sure.
EJ and Me doing some drama acting
Kar: I saw you punch your brother!
Eijlam: whoa… what did it look like to you?
Kar: his lip was bleeding. I think you won that one.
Eijlam: When was this exactly?
Kar: three days ago
Eijlam: Just three?
Kar: yes
Eijlam: I can’t believe it’s that obvious.
Kar: don t you remember?
Eijlam: I will have to make a note of that.
Kar: Roe must have made you angry.
Eijlam: he does love Naalin very much, –i believe.